Fotkarxem is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthinking skunk.

Fotkarxem created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotkarxem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fotkarxem, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fotkarxem's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fotkarxem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven birds approach from the south.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never wear mauve coats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fotkarxem.