Viljadmil Zenflagshav is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty owl.

Viljadmil Zenflagshav created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viljadmil Zenflagshav, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Viljadmil Zenflagshav, it will send you a sign.

Viljadmil Zenflagshav's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Viljadmil Zenflagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Run away from brown rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.