Wodgancib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered clam.

Wodgancib created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wodgancib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wodgancib, he will remove you from existence.

Wodgancib's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wodgancib's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wodgancib.