Jincedgem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful wombat.

Jincedgem created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jincedgem, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jincedgem, she will think nothing of it.

Jincedgem's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jincedgem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Jincedgem loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your back brown.
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