Narlnullbumcudwat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable wolf.

Narlnullbumcudwat created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlnullbumcudwat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narlnullbumcudwat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Narlnullbumcudwat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Narlnullbumcudwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.