Timfutbumstragstafhambongeb is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered deer.

Timfutbumstragstafhambongeb created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Timfutbumstragstafhambongeb, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Timfutbumstragstafhambongeb, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Timfutbumstragstafhambongeb's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Timfutbumstragstafhambongeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Timfutbumstragstafhambongeb on top of important buildings.