Arnbass is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient faun.

Arnbass created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbass, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arnbass, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arnbass' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Arnbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Arnbass must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Hide from white dolphins for they are unholy.