Tettiflissaw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever donkey.

Tettiflissaw created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettiflissaw, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tettiflissaw, she will be very sad.

Tettiflissaw's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tettiflissaw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Tettiflissaw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about nebulae.
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