Lamlanweg Migtofhub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing cobra.

Lamlanweg Migtofhub created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamlanweg Migtofhub, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lamlanweg Migtofhub, she will turn you into a rock.

Lamlanweg Migtofhub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lamlanweg Migtofhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Lamlanweg Migtofhub on top of important buildings.