Likdubjig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil hydra.

Likdubjig created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likdubjig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Likdubjig, she will be very sad.

Likdubjig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Likdubjig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt horses.