Jandanfut is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented pig.

Jandanfut created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Jandanfut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jandanfut, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jandanfut's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jandanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Hide from blue snakes for they are unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.