Dadfudsog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, impressive duck.

Dadfudsog created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadfudsog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dadfudsog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dadfudsog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dadfudsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.