Yok Vadwanjancab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying mole.

Yok Vadwanjancab created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yok Vadwanjancab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yok Vadwanjancab, he will turn you into a goat.

Yok Vadwanjancab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yok Vadwanjancab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the west.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Yok Vadwanjancab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not shave your feet.