Gubdunpark is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing bird.

Gubdunpark created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gubdunpark, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubdunpark, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gubdunpark's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gubdunpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing violet corsets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not take Gubdunpark's name in vain.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.