Gubdunpark is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing
bird.
Gubdunpark created gold nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Gubdunpark, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gubdunpark, it will turn you into a mouse.
Gubdunpark's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Gubdunpark's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.
2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing violet corsets.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not take Gubdunpark's name in vain.
5. Never think about quantum gravity.