Cudpagfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tiresome alligator.

Cudpagfid created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudpagfid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudpagfid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cudpagfid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cudpagfid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cudpagfid.