Jipyarsaw Bomyarcat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent beaver.

Jipyarsaw Bomyarcat created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipyarsaw Bomyarcat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jipyarsaw Bomyarcat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jipyarsaw Bomyarcat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Jipyarsaw Bomyarcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Never paint your arms fawn.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.