Fomtigsis Tigbotmil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent wasp.

Fomtigsis Tigbotmil created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomtigsis Tigbotmil, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fomtigsis Tigbotmil, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fomtigsis Tigbotmil's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fomtigsis Tigbotmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Fast once a month.