Fomtigsis Tigbotmil is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent
wasp.
Fomtigsis Tigbotmil created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fomtigsis Tigbotmil, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Fomtigsis Tigbotmil, he will destroy your favourite star.
Fomtigsis Tigbotmil's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Fomtigsis Tigbotmil's Holy Commandments1. Never wear kilts.
2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never talk about asteroids.
5. Fast once a month.