Fumbasskem is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, proud manatee.

Fumbasskem created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumbasskem, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumbasskem, he will turn you into a frog.

Fumbasskem's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fumbasskem's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fumbasskem's priests.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look at nebulae.