Fumbasskem is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, proud
manatee.
Fumbasskem created the world eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fumbasskem, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fumbasskem, he will turn you into a frog.
Fumbasskem's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Fumbasskem's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Fumbasskem's priests.
2. Never wear trousers.
3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never look at nebulae.