Quillingjarn Tifsigdub is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful
squid.
Quillingjarn Tifsigdub created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.
If you believe in
Quillingjarn Tifsigdub, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Quillingjarn Tifsigdub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Quillingjarn Tifsigdub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Quillingjarn Tifsigdub's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your face magenta.
2. Never talk about galaxies.
3. Do not speak about peanuts.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Always take life seriously.