Quillingjarn Tifsigdub is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful squid.

Quillingjarn Tifsigdub created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Quillingjarn Tifsigdub, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quillingjarn Tifsigdub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quillingjarn Tifsigdub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quillingjarn Tifsigdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always take life seriously.