Ren is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet bee.

Ren created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ren, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ren, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ren's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three ants in a large pit.

2. Retreat if eight horses approach from the north.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.