Botfitcintail is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart meerkat.

Botfitcintail created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Botfitcintail, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botfitcintail, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Botfitcintail's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Botfitcintail's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Botfitcintail on top of all buildings.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed lots of figs to sheep while wearing violet stockings.