Bimdoggab Homfedflig is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful
walrus.
Bimdoggab Homfedflig created the world nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimdoggab Homfedflig, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Bimdoggab Homfedflig, it will turn you into a frog.
Bimdoggab Homfedflig's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Bimdoggab Homfedflig's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Bimdoggab Homfedflig's priests.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not kill ants.