Bimdoggab Homfedflig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful walrus.

Bimdoggab Homfedflig created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimdoggab Homfedflig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bimdoggab Homfedflig, it will turn you into a frog.

Bimdoggab Homfedflig's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bimdoggab Homfedflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bimdoggab Homfedflig's priests.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not kill ants.