Rapbestomt is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty
crocodile.
Rapbestomt created an up quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rapbestomt, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Rapbestomt, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Rapbestomt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Rapbestomt's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not speak about wheat.
4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Rapbestomt on top of important buildings.
5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.