Rapbestomt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty crocodile.

Rapbestomt created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapbestomt, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rapbestomt, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rapbestomt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rapbestomt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Rapbestomt on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.