Pibfigripgemyarpgovcan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pibfigripgemyarpgovcan created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfigripgemyarpgovcan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pibfigripgemyarpgovcan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pibfigripgemyarpgovcan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pibfigripgemyarpgovcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Pibfigripgemyarpgovcan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near voles while wearing magenta hats and balancing five tin spheres on your head.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to aardvarks while wearing brown skirts.