Dud is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous whale.

Dud created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dud, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dud's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Do not kill eagles.