Stigdobtit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy spider.

Stigdobtit created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigdobtit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stigdobtit, it will turn you into a slug.

Stigdobtit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Stigdobtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.