Gunbomflaprut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever troll.

Gunbomflaprut created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunbomflaprut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gunbomflaprut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gunbomflaprut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gunbomflaprut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if four seals approach from the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Run away if eight swans approach from the north.