Budquillzak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, competent troll.

Budquillzak created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budquillzak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Budquillzak, it will not care.

Budquillzak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Budquillzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Run away from orange geese, for they are unholy.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not speak about grapes.