Cithivbep is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, impressive cat.

Cithivbep created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithivbep, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cithivbep, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cithivbep's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cithivbep's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight ants approach from the west.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear turquoise rings.