Rutwatrutkamgidstersafdut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical hyena.

Rutwatrutkamgidstersafdut created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutwatrutkamgidstersafdut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutwatrutkamgidstersafdut, it will turn you into a dog.

Rutwatrutkamgidstersafdut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rutwatrutkamgidstersafdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Rutwatrutkamgidstersafdut loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.