Hugratpitrip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever crocodile.

Hugratpitrip created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugratpitrip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hugratpitrip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hugratpitrip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hugratpitrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Never think about dark energy near tortoises while wearing brown rings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.