Farnafyat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful armadillo.

Farnafyat created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnafyat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farnafyat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Farnafyat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Farnafyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not keep eight seals in a large pit.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to tapirs while wearing violet shirts.

5. Always help sick birds.