Flabyakstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic horse.

Flabyakstrag created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabyakstrag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flabyakstrag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flabyakstrag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flabyakstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flabyakstrag.

2. Do not keep eight seals in a large pit.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Flabyakstrag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Do not take Flabyakstrag's name in vain.