Sigfarlad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate turtle.

Sigfarlad created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigfarlad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sigfarlad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sigfarlad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sigfarlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to otters while wearing green rings.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Sigfarlad loves hamsters, so they must be respected.