Ragfomrul is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome dingo.

Ragfomrul created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfomrul, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ragfomrul, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ragfomrul's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ragfomrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Run away if eight rats approach from the west.