Fetdutsab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ruthless naga.

Fetdutsab created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetdutsab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fetdutsab, he will laugh at you.

Fetdutsab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fetdutsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fetdutsab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.