Batcubsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish coyote.

Batcubsaf created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batcubsaf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Batcubsaf, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Batcubsaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Batcubsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Batcubsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.