Renmatdap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain hummingbird.

Renmatdap created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renmatdap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Renmatdap, he will turn you into a mole.

Renmatdap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Renmatdap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Renmatdap.

2. Never wear cyan trousers.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.