Arnjabxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong cow.

Arnjabxen created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arnjabxen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arnjabxen, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Arnjabxen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Arnjabxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

5. Never write about spacetime.