Wonquimkin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong hare.

Wonquimkin created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonquimkin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonquimkin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wonquimkin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wonquimkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Do not keep four otters in a large pit.