Bunbanven is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm frog.

Bunbanven created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunbanven, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bunbanven, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bunbanven's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bunbanven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never hop in the presence of foxes.