Gidvig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair dragonfly.

Gidvig created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidvig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gidvig, it will laugh at you.

Gidvig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gidvig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from white otters for they are unholy.

5. Always wear brown.