Nutsugflag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying raccoon.

Nutsugflag created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutsugflag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nutsugflag, he will destroy your home planet.

Nutsugflag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nutsugflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never wear fawn trousers.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nutsugflag on top of all buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.