Mifbestgidnaktinyaknutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, annoying seal.

Mifbestgidnaktinyaknutt created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbestgidnaktinyaknutt, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mifbestgidnaktinyaknutt, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mifbestgidnaktinyaknutt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mifbestgidnaktinyaknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never leap near whales.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.