Flabligfig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable owl.

Flabligfig created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabligfig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flabligfig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flabligfig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flabligfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.