Ruttsomhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a large, cheerful wren.

Ruttsomhiv created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsomhiv, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ruttsomhiv, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Ruttsomhiv's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ruttsomhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never feed lots of rice to tapirs while wearing indigo kilts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about asteroids.