Cadfudstip Bumcisshub is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, capable troll.

Cadfudstip Bumcisshub created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Cadfudstip Bumcisshub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cadfudstip Bumcisshub, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cadfudstip Bumcisshub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cadfudstip Bumcisshub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to mice while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.