Nartdobfod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating salamander.

Nartdobfod created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Nartdobfod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nartdobfod, she will manifest in front of you.

Nartdobfod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nartdobfod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.