Sagrawfut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing guinea pig.

Sagrawfut created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagrawfut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sagrawfut, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sagrawfut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sagrawfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.