Sawligbumbarnquafzan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane armadillo.

Sawligbumbarnquafzan created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawligbumbarnquafzan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sawligbumbarnquafzan, she will come to you in dreams.

Sawligbumbarnquafzan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sawligbumbarnquafzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing cyan scarves.

2. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the east.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.